"The water is much deeper than I thought, Nothing to swim with, Kicking but I keep sinking..."

As always, name that band. Sorry I haven't written yous in a while.
I have been tired. If that is a thing to do, then I have been doing
it. Otherwise, I am using my state of being as an excuse. Well,
today I bled all over my favorite shirt. Bummer when that happens,
eh? And I also spent $95 on a bag of Cheetos. It's actually a good
story. I already wrote it out once today though, and I don't feel
like writing it again. See http://mindtraipse.blogspot.com The whole
story is on there, and I like to think its a rather good story.
Speaking of "rather good", you should all check out
www.rathergood.com. It's a good one. COWUUUBE!!

The last few holidays: The 28th was Paul Bunyan Day, Insurance
Awareness Day, National Columnists Day, the 29th was Camera Day (too
bad Cambell's gone, he would have enjoyed this one), the 30th was
Meteor Day, yesterday was (get ready for a long list...) Canada Day,
Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day, and Build A Scarecrow Day. Today is
International Jokes Day and I Forgot Day. Tomorrow is Disobedience
Day and Stay Out Of The Sun Day. And as I will not be writing one of
these on Sunday or Monday, Sunday is (duh) Independence Day. Did yous
know that they have the 4th of July in Britain too? Sunday is also
(cringe...) National Country Music Day (after all, they *are* the most
patriotic people on the planet... Actually they aren't. They just
think they are), Compliment Your Mirror Day (I never have had trouble
with that one for some reason... Maybe it is because I am the uber
best looking guy around!), and it's also Sidewalk Egg Frying Day.
Monday is Work-A-Holics Day. Even though I don't have to work on
Monday! Ahhhhh.... So refreshing (I think, I haven't had Monday off
yet.)

And I don't actually feel like writing an email. I gave it my best
shot. If you're interested in stuff, LOOK IT UP!! It's a great
past-time, and it always is enlightening, and usually invigorating.
Also, do a bit of reading, it's good for you. I wish everyone a good
weekend, don't forget to blow stuff up (stuff, not animals) and yah.

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Brian D. Harris