Waffles are not cake

stuff for today: Nickie Li so far is the only person to respond to yesterday's subject line, but unfortunately was incorrect. nobody wins this time eh.

today is National Eggs Benedict Day and National Librarian Day. woohoo. and today is the birthday of John Hadley (yet another vaguely familiar astronomy name), Anatole France, Charlie Chaplin, Dusty Springfield, and Kareem-Abdul Jabar. And today's deaths include Johann Baptist Cramer, Babe Ruth, Ralph Waldo Ellison, Cheyenne Brando (Marlon's suicidal daughter), and Emilio Azcarraga Milmo.

And on this day in history:
Ebenezer Bassett, 1st US Negro diplomat, begins service in Haiti, 1869
US Post Office issues 1st books of postage stamps, 1900
Annie Oakley sets record by breaking 100 clay targets in a row, 1922
NY Yankees become 1st team to wear uniform numbers, 1929
Stanley Cup: Toronto Maple Leafs sweep Detroit Red Wings in 4 games, 1949 (they deserved it!)
Stanley Cup: Chicago Blackhawks beat Detroit Red Wings, 4 games to 2, 1961 (they should lose more often)
Geraldine Mock of US is 1st woman to fly solo round the world, 1964
Michael Jordon, becomes 2nd NBA player to score 3000 points in a season, 1987
St Louis Blues becomes 8th NHL team in Play-off to come back from a 3-1 deficit as they beat the Detroit Red Wings 3-2 in game 7, 1991 (HAHAHAHA!!!! DEVILS SUCK!!!!)
Circus performers Marissa Young (24) & Matt Richardson (21) wed, 1994 (somebody please, think of the children...)

And thats the best of the best today, im trying to shorten these a little (not too much). im hoping to have lots and lots of time this summer to do these, and with any luck i will have important and interesting things to say. im not sure though, i might have to calm down a little when i get home, my mom will probably want me to sleep inside, and not spraypaint Aquabats logos my chest. oh well. maybe i will have an interesting job or something. *sigh* no red cream soda floats at home... i'll get over it i guess. but it might take a while. well im going to go find something fun to do now. you all have a good day, good luck with finals, etc. so long and thanks for all the fish.

Sincerely, Brian David Hans Olafsson Esbern Bluetooth Squirrel James Milford Tennyson "No Convictions" Marshallow Man Who Makes Scrumptious Chocolate Melt Freak The Hero The Procrastination King Cluff Harris-Bacon (I beat my record today: 26)

**note about this blog: I later ate three more slices of bacon, one for lunch and two for dinner, thus 29!**