"I'm goin' to Wichita, Far from this opera, forever more..."

Hey all, I'm writing one of these funky emails, and this one will be
shorter than others. I know they're hard to read all the way through
sometimes, and it's also going to be more commentary to make it less
informative. and more fun.

I was just endorsing all my checks from work this past month, and it
turns out that I've lost more than $200 in taxes so far, and if it
weren't for that, I would have earned well over $1,000 this month.
Jerks. But I am guaranteed a large refund because they don't need my
money and I'm not going to be working all year. So that'll be fun.
Oh, and they raised the cost of a mission now too. Instead of $375
per month, it's now $400. So that adds up to $600 more than it used
to be, and I'll need $9,600 now instead of $10,000.

So on Friday, I went out dancin' and I ended up going to this girl
Liz's house until 2:30 and then I went to Jared's house until 4:30,
and I got home kinda late. But I got to sleep in on Saturday. Julie
was with me all Friday night, but she's insane so she got up at 8am
and then stayed out until 5:30am again that night. Seriously, insane.
I spent Saturday night chillin' and picnicking and swimming and stuff
with Noel and various wardies. Not to be confused with "warties",
those are entirely different and gross. Same kind of sound if you're
lazy and American.

Yah, and wurd up to Ryan, he got his mission call. Good deal.

I just listened to "Nintendo" by Five Iron Frenzy and it's all right.
I suggest listening to it.

Speaking of suggestions, I'm trying to figure out what percentage of
my friends say it like "sug-jest" versus "suh-jest". This is
important to me in ways that none of you probably understand. I'm a
freak, and this is interesting to me. I'm wondering if maybe there's
a correlation with where you live and all that. I dunno.

And that's all for today because I have to return "Calle 54" today.
Ay carumba! It's an earthquake! Talk to yous later.

The Brian Harris