It's too hard to think of more subject lines...

Yesterday in my daily email, I intentionally put in a pun. I thought
it was a pretty good one, anyone know what it is? Michael already
knows.

A reminder about the party tomorrow: It's tomorrow. 11 AM, DeMeyer.
Bring food, bring frisbees, bring footballs, bring everyone you know.
Seriously, every last person you know. I will likely be supplying hot
dogs, so bring drinks and chips mostly, or cookies or ice cream or
anything else you want. If you don't bring it, there will be none.
And tell all your friends. Actually, I just got some... news... I
might not be able to go, but I might. I'll have to see. Go to the
party anyway. It will be just as fun without me. Mallory, I'll call
you or email you or drop by tonight to let you know about this...
"news"...

This will have to be quick, I'm doing some work for my uncle today and
I have to go about five minutes ago. Today is Swap Ideas Day. Here's
my idea: Don't ever delete old homework off your computer, someday
you might need to plagiarize off yourself, and it helps to not have to
do all the research over again. Now I will expect an idea from
everyone. It's only fair, right?

And now I must go. I'll send a supplement to today's email later on,
this one just doesn't cut it for me. It's lame. It's bad pie with
weak sauce on top. Ick.

Brian