The hen

This is your daily dose of Brian. I hope it goes down nice and bitter
so that you have an excuse to eat a spoonful of sugar. Mmmmm.

The mousepad is grey. The mouse is gray. The keyboard is gray. The
monitor is black. It doesn't match.

Today is National Thriftshop Day!!!! Tomorrow is Bad Poetry Day (I
found some great bad poems last week when I was cleaning) and National
Watermelon Day. Good luck with that.

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
Eddie Cantor (1892 - 1964)

Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - )

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
Alex Levin

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you
shine on it, the more it will contract.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (1841 - 1935)

Draffsack: a sack of draff. or a sack of refuse. or a load of old tosh.

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Ok I leave now. Croquet calls.

B. Harris