Holy Guacamole, we've got chips!

I spelled "caffeinated" backward last night. Just for poops and
giggles. And I also learned two new words. "Schlock" means "inferior
literature", and it comes from Yiddish. "Schlep" also comes from
Yiddish, but I learned that word about 7 months ago. It means to
carry something while walking. It's a popular term in NYC, I hear.
The other word I learned last night is "callipigian", meaning "having
beautiful buttocks" Oh yah.

I had no wish to study or learn anything, and as for Latin, I abominated it.
Charles Tyng

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Isaac Asimov

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin

A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed
only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
Robert Chapman

Puns shouldn't always be unsought though. Some of the funnest times
are when you're watching or participating in a pun war. Each person
makes up pun after pun on a selected topic. If you play with the
right folks, they can be highly entertaining. Mr. Muir is really good
at it and he'll kick anyone's trash.

http://encarta.msn.com/list_dogs/What's_Up_With_That_Doggie_in_the_Window.html
Yah, go here.

And that's all for today. Peace out all you razdexioks.

Brian