Holy Jumping Water Buffaloes!

You always thought soundtracks to movies were pretty cool right?
Well, what about just playing the movie with no picture? That's a fun
way to get all the sound effects and dialogue that they always cut out
of the soundtrack.

I did deodorant again. The hardest part about that is when you have
to pull the 6-packs out of the boxes. They pack them in pretty tight,
so I almost always end up cutting my fingers on the edges of the
boxes.

So last Sunday was Talk Like a Pirate Day. My buddy Corey remembered
and told my dad. I was out of town at the time and told my cousin
Kai. I didn't have much opportunity to talk like a pirate though,
being in a car for much of the day. They should have two Talk Like a
Pirate Days each year, it's one of the best holidays ever. Sewiouswy.

I'm all out of ideas. Sorry everyone. Once again, I fail to conjure
a shred of creativity. This has got to be one of the most boring
things I have ever written. This tops that paper on historical
comparitive linguistics I wrote that night in April. This tops my
paper for English last October about trombone players. This tops them
all. This is: The Boring. Now the question is, do I continue to
write in hopes that I'll stumble on something remotely interesting?
Or do I stop while I'm... not ahead... less behind? Meh.

Ummm, look up www.museumofbadart.org That's one my sister showed me
last night. She finds lots of interesting sites with her Annals Of
Improbability newsletter. Speaking of newsletters, I came back from
my trip with 17 new messages waiting for me. Mostly they were word of
the day newsletters. One of my subscriptions has turned really lame
all of a sudden. They give me stupid words like "hence" and "impede"
and stuff. The other one gives me words that I don't already know.
It's a pretty good one. Look up A.W.A.D on google and you'll find my
newsletter, in case you're interested. It also comes with a quote at
the bottom, which is nice once in a while.

My dad wants to invent a new kind of bleach. Good luck dad.

I have three dimes and a quarter in my pocket. The quarter is one of
those new Texas ones. I really like the look of the Texas quarter.
It's a very simple design and the detail around the edge is very
classy and nice. I also like the Connecticut one, but that's not as
simple. It's rather ornate. It's a good one. Three dimes and a
quarter means 55 cents. That's enough to buy something that is worth
55 cents. Or something that is worth less, but priced at 55 cents.

Well, time to go to dinner and institute. Peaces.

Brian Z Harris IV, Esq.