(fairly boring) E-Mail of the Day

To all you provo people leaving today/tomorrow: have a nice trip :D dont forget about me.
I was looking for that website that tells me all the random holidays (because there is really only one that i could find that was decent) and last time i was having some issues with it, but this time it actually doesnt exist. so hopefully whoever runs that site will patch it up or something. So that made me sad. i did find one other almost good site but it doesnt even have anything listed for today. oh well, looks like for now, the strange, obscure holiday funs are over. lets assume someone sabatoged the site, and we can all hope they get their just reward. jerks.
I didnt do any birthdays the last few days, but everyone tell Cambell happy birthday. hes a cool guy, and hes 19, and im probably never going to see him again. *cry, cry*. Today's birthdays are: a whole lot of people that ive never heard of. sorry about the lack of information today. maybe i will have to get creative (although sadly, i dont feel the creativity. it abandoned me in my time of need). the only problem with that is that sometimes innocent bystanders get hurt. Deaths today are: Lord Byron, and a whole lot of people i dont even recognize. true i dont know a lot of celebrities or pop culture icons, but i at least recognize names, and today there is NOTHING!! NON!! NICHT!! REI!! sorry about all this. im boring today. i try to never be boring but today im failing miserably.
Im going to stop by the art museum today to look at all the wonderfulness on the first floor, if you are interested, let me know.
Here is some advise offered by Christina (my fiancee who drew me a picture of me and her in a cowboy hat at a karaoke bar. Shes one of the coolest girls i've never met!): If its in the refrigerator and its green and not a vegetable, get a new one. when doing dishes dont pour hot water down your pants. Treat your dishes like your boyfriend (or girlfriend in some cases), dont let your rommates do them. When you drop something and it breaks, say "i guess that doesnt bounce". then you wont look so stupid. know your chemistry: one large pizza+ three fugecicles+ a liter of pepsi+ a tub of cool whip+high emotions= a crazy night you wont remember half of and an unhappy tummy!
Thanks Christina! you rock. and some history from yesterday: I had orange rolls with some of my bestest friends, i went to choir and church and enjoyed both immensely, i sang hymns with those same bestest friends, and did some amazing stuff afterwards (and some others who are also included in the bestest friends category), and in general, yesterday was (so far) the best day of my life. word to you all.
im really boring today. but i hear that this is a pretty good website. i havent had a chance to check it out yet. my internet's goofed. http://humour.topcities.com/pictures/africa/africa.html so i hope that works out for you all. have a good day. may the force be with you.