Staples in paper. Pstapler.

An item of business. If you are recieving this email and you don't
want it, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?! That is all. If you want
off, just shoot me a reply or something. I don't mean to be
bothersome. Also, if you are reading this on the internet, and not by
means of email, and would like to recieve it in your email inbox, also
let me know. No sense checking the website every day, eh?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/sidewalk.asp For the next pictures
of the day.

Very interesting. I got it from my new favorite source of
information, and they actually did respond to my question (but did not
answer). That's so cool. And I noticed that someone else asked the
same question just a few days before myself. That is also so cool. I
hope it was one of you. Are you there?

Here is another fascinating site, more words, fewer pictures,
infinitely more references to Genghis Khan.
http://web.aces.uiuc.edu/news/list.cfm?NID=2467
I never knew most of that. Cool. Also check out
http://www.questia.com/PM.qst?a=o&d=95183303 Further proof that, yes,
country music is of the devil.

I've still got 6 Gmail invites. Who wants one?

That reminds me, the word 'got' seems to be not very important. Is
there ever a time when you can't think of another word for got? How
about recieved, understood, have... I say it is because it doesn't
come from Latin, as does received. I think Americans subconsciously
hate the Latin language. 'Got' is very Nordic, therefore, it has the
coolest origins in the world. 'Nuff said.

http://www.uib.no/isf/people/doc/leech.htm Thanks Shannon!

Well, that's a lot of outside stuff, and not much personal commentary.
So here's more outside stuff. Today is Do Something Nice Day. So do
it.

Sorry about the shoddy workmanship of yesterday's email. I could
blame it on being out of practice, but we all know I was just lazy and
tired and I couldn't think of a single other thing to put in it.
Today's is, I am afraid, not much better than yesterday's. Sorry
guys, I'm letting the whole team down. Owl Stretching Time was one of
the title options that was displaced by the successful "Flying Circus"
used by Monty Python. Hmm. Go meditate on that one.

Brian