Popcorn

I heard one of the coolest quotes of my life tonight. It comes from
Julie E., she said "I'm all about value. I would be willing to have
diarrhea every day for a month if it means I get good value."

I'm running on two and a half hours of sleep right now, I went to bed
at 4:30 this morning. I probably should go to bed, but I'm not really
even tired. Maybe I should listen to Mahler's 2nd. That is such a
cool piece. It will undoubtedly help me sleep.

Today is United Nations Day, National Mother-In-Law Day, and National
Bologne Day. Mmmm. I really like bologne, and someday I hope to like
a mother in law. The UN is all right.

Tomorrow is "Punk For A Day" Day. Act like the poser you've always
been on the inside. Listen to some emo and call it punk. Or you
could really go for it and give up that nasty country music your
girlfriend made you listen to, and re-embrace the punk culture you
used to be a part of. Punk!

The comics were pretty lame today. I didn't see any that I
particularly enjoyed. It's a pity. I remember when we had Hagar the
Horrible. I don't remember if it was any good, but at least we had
it... And we also used to have Marvin, and I haven't seen that one in
ages either. I remember when our Sunday comics section was 6 pages,
now it's 4, and most of it is wasted space. Here is what I think of
some of the comics we get in the Statesman. "Rose is Rose": Blech!
"The Family Circus": Egad, someone needs to shoot that man. "Sally
Forth": I'd rather be cleaning the bathroom than reading this strip.
"Doodles": I blow a big ol' fat raspberry. "Lola": One of the
stupidest comic strips since "Cathy", topped only by... the one and
only "Mutts". I hate Mutts with a fierce passion.

Do you guys like cauliflower? Did I spell that right? I had pork for
dinner. It was good.

That's all for today. I'm pooped.

Brian