Rupturing Something

I'm holding a contest. The first person to give me a phrase that I
like best wins. I can't tell you yet what it will be used for. Good
luck.

Today is NOT Columbus Day, whatever else they may tell you. It's tomorrow.
Today is, however, It's My Party Day and Take Your Teddy Bear To Work
Day. Luckily I didn't go to work today. I love being sick.

I don't have any good quotes today. But yesterday I met a guy who
said, "How can I like the Red Wings? How can YOU like the AVS?!"
That was what he said. If I hadn't known him better I might have
socked him. Oh wait... I didn't know him at all. I don't sock
people.

"Hello kids! I call you kids, because you are. You're small goats."
That's a quote by none other than Reese Roper!

"We want peace and I won't fight the Americans." -Ahmed Hashem.
Hashem recieved $1,100 for turning his arsenal of 22 rocket-propelled
grenades over to America. Way to go Ahmed!

That's all for today. Go watch the news. Chances are, something big
just happened. A few weeks ago, I was watching the news, and that was
how I found out about the big chemical spill on Chinden. Good to
know, eh? See ya.

Brian