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This is my collection of Daily Emails, at least as far back as I could find. Some were lost in the early days, and will require some archaeological work later on.
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My dad gave me a hockey puck this morning. It says, "Official. Made in Slovakia". My question was this: Are all official ECHL pucks made in Slovakia? (Yes, they are.) I looked it up. Check out what I found in my search. HA!
"Slovakia, as everyone knows, is an Eastern European country onceMy next question is how on earth did Canada get possession of Slovakia??
belonging to Canada which has had some pretty awesome hockey teams. So
our 'neighbors to the north' occupied this once free and peaceful
nation and forced the Slovaks to fashion pucks for them."
I need to do lots of things before I leave. Here is a list I have made.
-Buy new shoes?
-Pack.
-Get first aid kit.
-Choose classes for BYU.
-Sign papers allowing my parents to file for a tax return.
-Return library books.
-Mail some letters that I already wrote.
-Plan details for family party in Idaho, and party in Utah.
-Get Slurpees with Julie.
-Activate check card.
-Remember my appointment with the CDHD.
-Remember my appointment with Stake Pres.
-Write talk for church.
-Give Andy the necessary passwords to access my email, blogspot, etc.
-Put all my clothing in boxes in the garage.
This should be a fun week. It's only a week. Ha! Only one more
week! So happy!
A kid in Oregon got botulism from a home-canned deer stew. Within
minutes, he was stumbling around, he was drooling and couldn't open
his eyes. That is so freaky. Only four people in Oregon have gotten
botulism since 1993, so the doctors didn't diagnose him correctly
until his SECOND visit to the hospital. I guess it's some kind of
nerve toxin, so he'll be in the intensive care unit for at least
several months. I'm so glad it wasn't me...
Here is your picture of the day:
It's a picture of a whale that exploded in Taiwan. It was being
transported somewhere to be studied, but its gastric gases had built
up to an intensity that the whale's skin couldn't handle... My
favorite part is the guy looking at the moped! I bet it stank
somethin fierce.
Get in line, son. There's five million waiting. I can't understand
why you let someone else rule your land.
Many of you have asked, and I have been lazy in telling, I am speaking
in church next Sunday. 11:00 am, the church is on Mitchell just north
of McMillan. I hope to see some of you there, but don't feel
pressured to come. There are probably better times to hang out, just
call or email me and we'll do some chillin.
And again, if you missed the previous message about my mailing
address, it can be found on http://briansmission.blogspot.com I will
have my brother update this for me whenever I write home, so you can
all check it out once in a while to see how I'm doing.
Just one more thing before I go, happy Dunce Day.
-Brian D. Harris
©MMIV Brian Harris Productions, all rights reserved.
This is a test, this is only a test. A calculus test. Mwahaha! Take
THAT, punks!
I just got absolutely crushed by my brother at Age of Empires II. We
started with one ally each, but they both turned on us and teamed up
with each other. so we killed them, and then when it was only the two
of us left, we had a huge battle right in the middle. We had about
the same number of troops, but his were long ranged and he had a
castle nearby. Needless to say, I got trounced. So I ran away and
started a new Town Center in my enemy's now forsaken lands. We had a
few more smaller battles, and then I again retreated into the other
enemy's land. I mostly was trying to find more resources and a
war-free zone where I could gather enough stone to build more castles
to keep him out, but it didn't work. I kept building things that he
destroyed just a few minutes afterward. It was pathetic. I finally
lost when my last villager stumbled into his conquistadors. He
doubled my final score, and quadrupled my kills, but I had more than
twice his number of castles, and my society score was way higher. Fun
stuff, Congrats, Andy.
Today is Gunpowder Day, and also Guy Fawkes Day. If you know why I
think that combo is amusing, you win a gold star AND two brownie
points. Tomorrow, I probably won't be writing an email, so I'll let
you know in advance... tomorrow is Andy's birthday. Happy birthday
Andy!
For those of you who are interested in, or know anything about the
Bayeaux Tapestry, and for those of you who like to write stories by
means of pictures: http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php
Have fun with that link. I think it is a very clever idea. My sister
sent me the link, thanks a lot!
Also, check this one out: http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/
It's pretty trippy.
I had a piece of sourdough toast and half a fried egg, and roughly 1.5
scrambled eggs for breakfast. I have not yet had lunch. I have also
not yet had dinner. I plan on having both before the day is through.
Mmm. Lunch and dinner!
Eleven more days is all. Have a great day!
Brian
Here we are again, another day. It is about 8:00 now. Hopefully some
of you will read this tonight, so that some of the information will be
relevant. Today is Sandwich Day and Housewives' Day. Tomorrow is
King Tut Day. I learned some things about King Tut today. But not
very interesting or even important things. Meh.
I think everyone should listen to classical vocal music. Tchaikovsky
has some good anthems, and there are so many good German songs too,
particularly from the 15-1600s. Any library carries this kind of
thing, and if you decide you want to buy some, I recommend
Chanticleer. They never put out anything thats less than perfect- you
can count on them for quality. They are a bit pricey though.
Well, I just got royally sidetracked. It looks like it's now past 9:00... oops!
Good night folks, sorry I'm a slacker.
Brian